Gwapes

A duck walks into a store and walks up to the clerk behind the counter,the clerk says “May I help you?” “Got any gwapes?” says the duck. “No I am sorry.” Says the clerk. So the duck leaves and comes back the next day and to the same clerk says “Got any gwapes?” “No!” says the clerk “We still do not have any grapes”So the duck goes home and the next day comes back and once again they do not have grapes!So the clerk in frustration says”Look we do not and will not have any grapes if you come back and ask me again i will staple your mouth shut and staple your feet to the ground!”So the next day the duck comes back and goes to the same clerk and says “Got any staples?” “No.” Says the clerk “Good!” Says the duck “Got any gwapes?”