Good Doctor
A doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said, “Lots of other doctors have intimate relationship with their patients, so its not like you’re the first……”
This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head said, “…but they probably weren’t vets.”