Going to See Santa

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it’s her turn, she climbs up on
Santa’s lap. Santa asks, “What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?”

The little girl replies, “I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.”

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, “I thought Barbie comes
with Ken.”

“No,” said the little girl. “She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.”

Shipwrecked

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were
shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree
and yelled, “Stop making love down there!”

“What’s the matter with you?” the husband said when the sailor climbed down.
‘”We weren’t making love.”

“Sorry,” said the sailor, “From up there it looked like you were.” Every
morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing.
Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great
difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husband says to himself, “By golly
he’s right! It DOES look like they’re making love down there!”