Funny Sayings

– Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you’ll
get disconnected.
– I’m an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the
halo from falling!
– Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what
happend to you?
– It’s better to appear stupid then to open your mouth and
reviel all hope.
– Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happend!
– Guys are roses, but you might find some pricks.
– If you need a nickle, I’ll give you a dime but if you want a
male bitch, don’t mess with mine!
– Don’t call me a godess, don’t call me a queen, just call me
the cutest princess you’ve ever seen.
– Did the sun come up or did you just smile?
– If you don’t like my driving, stay off the side walk!
– If men are from Mars, why can’t we send them back?
– I excerise a lot…I jump to conclusions, push my luck, and
dodge deadlines!
– I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
– I couldn’t fix your breaks, so i made your horn louder
– You can push everyone around….just not through a door that
says pull.
– What goes around…usually gets dizzy and falls to the ground.
– May your life be like toilet paper…long and usefull