English iris ans scottish man

theres an english man a scottish man and an iris man. they was all walking through the dessert and fing a pub.The iris man goes can i have a glass of water the land lord goes’ONLY IF U PICK SCABS OF MY SISTER’the iris man goes forget it. the scottish man goescan i have a glass of waterthe land lord goes ‘ONLY IF U PICK SCABS OFF MY SISTER’ the scottish man goes no thanks. the english man goes in and say can i have a glass of water the land lord goes’ONLY IF YOU PICK SCABS OFF MY SISTER’ and he say ok he picks scabs of his sister put them in a food bag and stapples them and chucks them out the window. the scottish and english man eats them lol