Dog Bath

Little Johnny walked into a grocery store and selected a large
box of laundry detergent and took it to the counter. The clerk
said, “You must have a large load of clothes to wash.” “Oh no,”
said Johnny, “I’m going to give my dog a bath.” “I don’t think
that is the right soap to use to bathe your dog,” said the
clerk. “It’ll do,” said Johnny, as he paid the clerk and walked
out.

A few days later Johnny goes back to the store to buy some
candy. “How’s your dog?” the clerk asked. “He died”, said
Johnny. “I told you that soap wasn’t right for your dog,”
replied the clerk. “The soap was fine,” said Johnny, “but I
think the spin cycle killed him.”