Dangerous Squirrels

A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time
ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and
told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what
had happened. Joe said �There was this snake and he slittered across my feet,
but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled,
but I never screamed.�

�So then what did make you scream,� Bob asked, exasperated.

�Well,� Joe continued, �two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them
say, �Should we take them home or eat ’em now?��