A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself.
Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.
“… and, what would you like to drink?” she asked.
The man said he would like coffee.
The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man’s lap when she stopped at the table. “Oh my God! I am so sorry!”
“That’s okay,” the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin. “But tell me, is this regular or decaf?”
“Regular,” she replied.
“Oh great… now this thing is gonna be up all night!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown