Yo mama

Yo Mama is so poor, someone went into her house and stepped on a lighted match: and she said “Hey
Big Yella Mama

One day a boy’s mom wanted to walk him to the bus stop. This boy’s mom was really fat. He said,”Momma
Yo Momma So Poor

Yo Momma sooooo Poor that when her house caught on fire she went onto the roof, started clapping and stomping “Clap your hands and stomp your feet