Dramamines & condoms

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend. The travel agent said that all the ships were...

Rectum Stretcher

Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill. Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed “I can’t break this!...

Beckham

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation...

Nervous old lady

A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically put his arm out of the window. Well she couldn’t...

The Fastest Camel

A man had traveled into town after several weeks in the desert with his trusty camel. The camel had been his sole companion for years but eventually, time had...

Three men and a group of canibals

There was a French man, a German man and an American man. They were all travelling together on a far off island looking for treasure. They soon ran into...