captured

3 guyz get captured by canibals and the canibals took the 3 guyz 2 the king canibal deep within a forest. The king canibal says,”we will not eat you...

The Top 16 Least Cool Ways to Die

16> Accidentally stabbing yourself in the eye with a spork. Twice. 15> Buried alive beneath a collapsed pile of your rare “Party of Five” memorabilia. 14> Unemployed, wearing pajamas,...

poor

Your mama is so poor that when I walked in your backyard and stepped on a cochroach, she said, “Thanks for killing dinner.”

The Top 13 Least Popular Candy Heart Sayings

13. STD FREE 12. UR A WEASEL 11. BE OURS 10. SOY BOMB 9. TONGUE ME 8. BE MY INTERN 7. LOVE?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, “LOVE”?...

The Top 14 Best Uses of a Time Machine

14> Stop at 1995, pick up Jeff Gillooly, then continue on to September 1986 and pay a little visit to Bill Buckner. 13> “Noah! About the cockroaches… can we...

Top 10 Reasons MS Wants to Buy Group Health’s Eastside Hospital

10. Place to treat MSFT ”Post Stock Split” depression (for those who bought too late). 9. Great place to store copies of Microsoft Bob. 8. Marketing though it was...