Monday is an awful way

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.If at first you don’t...

Why do people go to

Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke? Does the reverse side also...

When sign makers go on

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?...

Why do they lock gas

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If the funeral procession...

Tell a man that there

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman...

Why is the word abbreviation

Why is the word abbreviation so long? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Have you ever imagined a world with...