Dave Barry’s version of the ’96 Olympics

Article by Dave Barry on Olympic Coverage TRUMPETS: BOM! BOM! BOM-BOM BOM BOM BOM! BOB COSTAS: Good evening, and as you can tell by the sound of the Olympic...

Ugliest man in the world

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quasimoto (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, “I bet I am the strongest man in...

Baseball Player

Why Did the Baseball player bring rope to the game? He wanted to tie the score.

Stupid camps

1. Quiditch camp (no children cannot fly) 2. Sailor camp ( no they will not end up on broadway) 3. Star Wars camp ( no it is not possible...

Jock Jems

Basketball player Chris Washburn, on his ability to drive to the basket, “Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That’s because I’m amphibious. “Nobody in football...

y guy cheerleaders are not gay!!!

many guyz will not become a cheerleader for fear that they will be called gay. this i dont under stand beacause there are many things that would not make...