In the vestry of a

In the vestry of a New England church: “Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from...

Notice in a dry cleaner’s

Notice in a dry cleaner’s window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF. Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR...

At a number of military bases:…

At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”

Outside a Church:…

Outside a Church: Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!

Want ad:…

Want ad: “Three year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.”

In a Japanese hotel:…

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.