I’m Not Saying You’re old………..

I’m not saying you’re old but who else… …has wrinkles on their teeth. …sprinkles tenderizer on their applesauce. …has a pterodactyl for a pet. …remembers when Baskin-Robins only had...

Titanium Legs

There was an old lady with titanium legs walking down the beach on her 100th birthday. She walked by a surfer guy and said “ I’ve never been fucked...

The Old Man and the Treasure Chest

Once there was a very old man who had a treaure chest. He knew that he was going to die soon, so the old man and his wife decided...

Old Lady and Her Coins

An old lady was waiting for the bus. Because she had been mugged so many times on the street she kept all of her money in her underpants. When...

Honk Honk

An old man that was married to a rather beautiful young girl was so old that he could not maintain an erection. The girl, demanding intimate relationship, suggested that...

old lady says "f*ck"

How do you get an 80 year old lady to say “fuck”? Get another 80 year old lady to yell “Bingo”