Luke Skywalker

One day, Luke Skywalker and Obi-One came into a Chinese Resturant. They ordered the food and then sat down to eat. “Damm it!” cried Luke, “These sticks are so...

What kind of ghost…

What king of ghost sits in a cloth chair? An upolster-geist.

The Pledge of the Committed Hero Wiener

1. I, as a dedicated wiener, pledge to be the wussiest I can, but always win. 2. Through the course of my journey, I will never act cool. 3....

A Man with an Ostrich and a Cat

A bloke in Australia walks up to the bar with a big ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him....

Captain’s Red Shirt

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the...

heaven or hell?

A man walked out into the street and got hit by a car, he was a devious man who sinned all of the time. He died, and when he...