I Want You to Marry Bill Gates Daughter

Dad: Listen, Son! I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: Then ok! Then the Dad goes...

1wish

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that...

What Really Pissed Me Off!

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off !”” “”Oh yeah? What happened?”” asked the bartender...

Greek Honeymoon

There was a greek couple on a honeymoon. Being greek they didnt know what to do on the honeymoon. so the wife said to the husband “ring your mum...

Rules For A Man (100 ways to keep your Testosterone flowing)

1 Don’t call, ever. 2 If you like a girl, don’t tell her. It’s more fun to let her figure it out by herself. 3 Lie. 4 Name your...

Mistakes

One day when Bill was out for lunch with his friend Jeff, they got into a conversation. Bill said “I feel really bad about what I did this morning.””...