‘Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!

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Lawyer and a redneck

A big shot city lawyer and a redneck got into a car wreck on a hot summer day. The lawyer got out of his BMW and the redneck got...

Give Budda a chance

It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is...

Good’nuff fer us

Billy Joe and Betty-Sue get married and Billy Joe whisks her away to his daddy’s hunting cabin in the woods for a romantic ‘nature honeymoon’. He carries her across...

Redneck quickies 35

You might be a redneck if… You don’t know what a redneck is. You’re still upset that they canceled “The Dukes of Hazzard”. You thought ER was ET’s cousin....

Red neck

Your a redneck if sailors have to tell your grandma to watch her mouth.