“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or…

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” – Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle...

Honest Abe

QUOTE:”I freed who?!!” Abe Lincoln waking up with a hangover.

I spilt spot remover on my dog, now’s he gone….

I spilt spot remover on my dog, now’s he gone. – Steven Wright

The Rollercoster

Intimate Relationship is like a rollercoster, when it’s good you want it to last for longer, when it’s bad you can’t wait to get off.

Coffee Quote

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some...

Due to the shape of the North American Elk’s…

Due to the shape of the North American Elk’s esophagus. even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna. – Cliff Clavin, Cheers