Love Is a Gamble!

Love is a gamble Kissing is a game Boys do the fucking Girls get the blame 9 months of pain 6 days in hospital Baby needs a name Daddies...

Birdie

Birdie, birdie in the sky, Why’d you do that in my eye, I’m not mad, I won’t cry, I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.

Father Father

Father Father I must confess, I got my girlfriend in an awful mess. I laid her down so naked and bare, I stuck something up her that shouldn’t have...

The Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone...

Hard Luck

There was an old lady from hardwick, By a cricket ball she was struck. And now it reads on her tombstone, Hardwick, Hard ball, Hard luck.

Bathroom rhymes and graffiti (Part 8)

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 160 =————————————– Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. Found on the...