The Boy who loved to eat green jell-o

The boy who liked Jell-O There once was a boy named Joe who loved to eat green Jell-O. On his 18th birthday his cake was made totally out of...

Llega un tipo triste a

Llega un tipo triste a un bar y pide un vaso de leche. El cantinero se le queda viendo y le dice: “Yo creo que lo que Ud. necesita...

Un turista se encuentra paseando

Un turista se encuentra paseando por Londonderry, Irlanda del Norte, en una de las temporadas con m�s terrorismo en esa zona. Total, que va paseando tranquilamente de noche cuando,...

The lightbulb

How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don’t know either, everytime I turn the light on they scatter.

TRY to say these fast!!!!!

TRY TO SAY THESE 5Xs FAST!!!! Peggy Babcock ****** A ship saileth south soon ****** Six silent snakes slithering slowly southward ****** Good blood, Bad blood ****** yellow yo-yo’s...

Polak’s Wife

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job....