Harp joke

A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.
The Top 15 Worst Blues Singer Names

15. Willie “White Shoes After Labor Day” Lumpkin 14. Charlie “Sittin’ in First Class & Cheerful as Hell” Pickett 13. Al “Lightnin'” Gore 12. The Suspiciously Clean-Shaven, Well-Coiffed Artist...