The Wrinkled Nightgown

The Wrinkled Nightgown A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was getting ready...

Safeway has made a $1.7

Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets. Says Bob Mills, “The amount of the bid became public after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling ‘Price check...

Thoughts

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called “brightness”, but it doesn’t work. An unbreakable toy is useful for...

The Democratic National Committee finally

The Democratic National Committee finally released thousands of pages of financial disclosure information. Says Vince Vieceli, “Unfortunately, they released them from a third-floor balcony in New York during the...

Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter,…

Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter, England, in September to theft subsequent to his original charge of shoplifting from a liquor store. In the second theft, he had...

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon…

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car found four males sitting in the car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding...