## Statistical one-liner

Some statisticians don’t drink because they are t-test totalers. Others drink the hard stuff as evidenced by the proliferation of box-and-whiskey plots.

## Statistical one-liner

The most important statistic for car manufacturers is autocorrelation.

## Statistical one-liner

Underwater ship builders are concerned with sub-optimization.

## Statistical one-liner

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who made a career change and became an surgeon specializing in ob/gyn?A: His specialty was histerectograms.

## Math one-liner

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

## Proof E equal to one

Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1