Q: How many classical

Q: How many classical music singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None – “Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords. Have the...

Q: How many bassists

Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: It doesn’t matter. Nobody will notice anyway.

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How many government agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. There never was any light bulb. All you saw was a reflection from swamp gas.

How many KGB agents does it take to change…

How many KGB agents does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones.

Q: How many actors

Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.

Q: How many Democratic

Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: (Bruce Babbitt) It’s foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when...