1 ounce

A woman has a brain tomber and 1 ounce of her brain is removed. So she goes to a futuristic store to buy an ounce of brain. She asks...

not driving by the rules

there was a guy who was in a 20 mph zone and he was going very fast so he got pulled over and the officer said “do u know...

Lawyer Hunting Regulations!

NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec. 1200 1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of...

Fair

Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marital status? A. Fair.

Motor Accident

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are...

Lawyer quickies 2

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. Q: What do you do if you run over a lawyer?...