Blood Tells

The teacher said, “I’ll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up...

Orange Yarn

Abraham is an old Jewish man who is a yarn merchant. He lives next door to the biggest anti-Semite in town. One day the anti-Semite calls up Abraham and...

Jewish Mother Joke

And it came to pass that an openly Jewish man was elected to be President of the United States of America.So he calls his mother in Queens and invites...

At the beach

Benny Cohen was pulled out of the ocean by a lifeguard. His wife ran over sobbing, “Benny! Benny, what happened?!” “Madam, please don’t get hysterical,” said the lifeguard. “I’m...

Two beggars in Mexico

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions...

Good news bad news about our son

“Oy vey! I’ve got good news and bad news about our son.” said Mrs. Shapiro to her husband.”Give me the bad news first!” said Mr. Shapiro.”Our boy’s become a...