Stinking, Drunken, and Closefisted

A stinking Brit, a drunken Irishman, and a closefisted Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of...

Noisy Neighbors

A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to his mother and left...

Sandwiches

There once was this American, Scottish man, and Irishman who all used to work together at the same building site, and each day they would sit out on a...

Air Disaster

Ireland’s worst-ever air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Dublin. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered...

Letter from an Irish Mother

Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I’m still alive. I’m writing this letter slowly because I know that you can’t read fast. You won’t...

Scottish Cows

One day, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottish man, were standing on a bridge. As they were standing on the bridge chatting, a herd of cows crossed the...