New Policy on Twelve Days…

New Policy on Twelve Days Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the ”Twelve Days of Christmas” subsidiary: The partridge will be retained, but the pear...

Question and answer Christmas joke

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is Wielding a Gun (to the tune of ”Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”) Oh, you better watch out You better not pry You better stay back...

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN’T

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN’T10. ‘Reach in and grab the giblets.’9. ‘Whew…that’s one terrific spread!’8. ‘I am in the mood for a little dark...

Valentine’s Day

Hearts and roses and What the hell is al People get mushy and st It is definatley the most annoying This day needs to get the hell ov Before...

The strange Christmas scene

In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.The three wise men...