What’s gross?…

What’s gross? Giving someone a titty twister. What’s grosser than that? Keeping a nipple.

What’s more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?…

What’s more fun than nailing a baby to a tree? Ripping it off.

Did you hear about the leper card game?…

Did you hear about the leper card game? One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried his eyes out.

Why don’t old men eat their wives out?…

Why don’t old men eat their wives out? Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?

Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit….

Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit.

What is the difference between a pie and a…

What is the difference between a pie and a woman? The crust on a pie is good!