Almost Caught Bin Laden

We almost caught Osama Bin Laden today. They sprayed the recently developed “Liquid Viagra” all over the mountains and inside the caves in Afghanistan and the little prick stood...

Osma Bn Laden, Uncle Sam and the Canadian

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I...

I Only Want 100

There was a little boy who prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100. When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea...

Clinton’s Back!

Knock Knock………. Who’s there? Monica…….. Monica Who? Very good Mr. President just like we practiced! Now lets go to that Press Meeting.

Tali-ban

there is a deodorant called (tali) ban. because YOU are a stinking terrorist! it is Osama strength, and comes in a new goat scent. made for camels, but fit...

Republican Bill of Rights

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can ‘legally’...