Being a guy is tops…

Your arsenal is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care...

Men in a woman’s room!

A man was waiting in a long line for the man’s restroom when he saw that the lady’s room was about empty so he asked her if he could...

What men really mean…

“I’m going fishing.”” Really means… “”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid

Bar-B-Q Gril

An old woman and her old man were in the feild tending to the garden when the old man noticed his woman bent over and he said “Damn woman...

Flies

A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly-swatter in his hand. “What are you doing?”” she asked. “”Hunting flies

Wallpapering

After wallpapering the living room herself, the wife glares at her husband sitting in his rocker reading and snaps, “I busted my butt for you today!”” The husband glances...