The Intimate Relationship anImAlS

WHy did the Chicken cross the riad??? Because he felt like it..

Nun Named Bob

There was a nun that needed a ride so she waved down a taxi. The driver pulled up and took the nun where she needed to go. During the...

hotel

Why are gay’s the first ones out of the hotel in the morning? because they get their shit packed the ngiht before.

gays

There were these three gay guys going at it one night, and they run out of vasaline. So the first guy says “hey dont do anything until i get...

Lesbian in a Bar

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a girl and starts flirting with her. She turns around and says, “You know, I’m a lesbian.” He...

Deductive Reasoning

Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving” New Neighbor: “Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly” Neighbor 1:...