The end of the Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many canyons, when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of Indians. They start to...

Farmers in the Basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of farmers? A: A whine-cellar

How Do You Count Cows?

Q: What does a farmer count his cows with? A: A Cow-culator!

Another farmers daughter

There was a traveling salesman whose car became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent blizzard in North Dakota. It took him several hours to make it...

New Rooster

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on...

The Farmer’s Daughter

There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door. A farmer came out and asked,...