Number Test

DON’T scroll down too fast-do it slowly and follow the instructions below exactly, do the math in your head as fast as you can. It may help to say...

What My Mom Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.” My Mother taught me MEDICINE… “If...

To All Students!

Memo to all students: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught...

Candybars

There was this boy who had this babe of a teacher. She was hooked on candybars. The boy really wanted to see this chick naked. When she was about...

University of Illinois Football Exam

University of Illinois Entrance exam Football player version Time limit: 3 weeks 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with...

Teacher and Pupil

Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn’t do? Teacher: No, Of course not!! Pupil : Oh good, Because i haven’t done my homework!!! ********************...