Frobnicate

To manipulate or adjust, to tweak. Derived from FROBNITZ. Usually abbreviated to FROB. Thus one has the saying “to frob a frob”. See TWEAK and TWIDDLE. Usage: FROB, TWIDDLE,...

ADULT: A

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone...

These translations

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…”WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”Translated:* “What...

Hemorrhage…

Hemorrhage An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.

Absurdity

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.

Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter:

Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo’-nee: Where some hemlines fall.