fruit anybody??

these two guys walk across a field but soon get stopped by the owner. the owner is mad cuz he doesnt like anybody walking in his field. anyway he...

The nerds

Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along...

And the moral is…

Q. On the left side of the river there is a rooster, and on the other side there is a cat and a worm. The rooster jumps over the...

The College Food Chain

THE DEAN Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God THE...

The Frog

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent...

Neutrons

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. After he’s done, he says to the bartender, “So what do I owe ya’?” And so the bartender responds,...