New sayings for the Internet

1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single...

If Dr. Suess wrote about Computer Users

Tech: “I think I know from where your problems stem. Would you, could you, RTFM?” User: “I would not, could not, RTFM I want *YOU* to solve my problem.”...

Programmer’s drinking song

99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code,101 bugs in the code,Fix...

Happy99 Virus

First of all, if you get an email with the program Happy99.exe in it, don’t open it –it sends itself to all entries in your email address book and...

computerese poem

!* ‘ ‘ #^”`$$-!*=@$_%*~#4&../

Tech Support (Classic)

“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” “What sort of trouble?” “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden...