Nintendo humor

What are Mario’s biggest professions?1) Drug Dealing-He specializes in magic mushrooms2) Pimping women-You gotta think that with Princess Toadstool, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and Pauline, he’s gotta make a...

Friday afternoon

Its friday afternoon and a class of grade twos are waiting to go home,the teacher stands up and “says” anyone who can answer this question can take monday off,she...

Jennifer Lopez

A passenger plane traveling to California is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped...

Home Alone

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Santa and the outside toilet

The night before Christmas, a family went to sleep when they were startled awake by an explosion. They went outside and saw the outside toilet in a million pieces...

A really filthy version of ‘Twas the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neatThe kids were both gone, and my wife was in heatThe doors were all bolted, and the phone off the...