Sand Bath

What did the girl say to moses when they were in the desert for 40 years and she tried to have intimate relationship with him? Oh, Moses…..your dick is...

Adam, Are You Cheating on Me?

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged....

riddles

Q:what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you’ll die? A: nuthing dumbass!!!!!

Bible

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so...

God!

One late evening while the family was at church, a man was breaking into their home, he went into the bedroom stealing everything he could get his hands on....

God’s Money

One day a guy died and went to heaven. He was curious about how God lived and said, “God, how much is a millenium to you?” God said, “One...