Lunch Anyone?

Lunch Anyone? A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!”” Whereupon the chef grabs a...

A male genital organ, a pickle, & a cucumber

One day a male genital organ, a pickle and a cucumber were all standing around talking about how much their lifes suck. The Cucumber said “Imagine sitting in dirt...

The comedian

At school, a teacher puts up a question on the board every Friday. Whoever gets it correct, gets to go home early, and stay home till Monday. The teacher...

Dying Young

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is...

Skiing

There were three men hiking in the mountains and they came upon a cabin. They decided to stay there for the night because it was getting late and it...

Cannibals

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away. One cannibal says, “Look at this! You start at the feet...