Give Me A Double

So this guy walks into a bar and says, �Gve me two beers.�The bartender obliges him. The guy looks into his wallet and says, �Give me two more beers.�So...

Best Drinking Story Ever Told

Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Wisconsin. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that...

Intimate Relationshipy Timepiece

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, �Wow, that’s...

Give Me A ….

A brunette walks into a bar and says, “Gimme an ML.” The bartender says, ” What’s an ML?” She says, ” A Miller Light.” Another Brunette walks in and...

All You Can Drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench, and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and Orders another....

Squeezing my balls

This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he asks the bartender where’s the bathroom at? The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right. Well, all...