The Lord Will Provide

One day in a small town during really stormy weather, the town begins to flood. Everyone rushes to lifeboats and begins to flee. But in a church a prriest...

Australians

Australians NEVER die… they just stay down under!

Questions About Sydney Olympics

(I REALLY WONDER HOW THE PEOPLE IN TOURISM REMAINS SANE??????) Here are some of the classic questions being asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and...

The Greatest Country

There were four men, one from China, Greenland, America and one from Australia. One night they were bragging on how good their country are. The Chinese said, “my country...

Going to Belfast

An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped at a bar and asked one of the locals, “What’s the quickest way to Belfast?” The Irishmen...

Duckhunter

One day, Bill the duck hunter was out on the border of New South Wales and Victoria shooting ducks. He was having a really good day, he’d already bagged...