Confucius Says

Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. Man who...

Chinese naming system

How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn? Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang

Chinese Proverbs

…Man who run in front of car get tired. …Man who run behind car get exhausted. …War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. …Man who tell one...

Osma Bin Laden

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up...

More Mis-Translations

The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizzare menu items in resturants. Menu Items Cold shredded...

Foreign Exchange Rates

A tourist from China was traveling to New York City for a two week vacation. He went to the bank as soon as he arrived in order to exchange...