Why Chicken Cross the Road

Why did the chicken cross the road ????? Because kfc was on his side.

How to Catch a Polar Bear

First you cut a hole in the ice. Then you put peas all around the edge of the hole. When the polar bear comes up to take a pee,...

Getting your dog into a bar

Note to the civilized world: They don’t let dogs into bars in the US.————————–Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs… One had a Doberman pinscher...

Herd of Cows

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be “macho,” so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard,...

Chicken clothes

A feller is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What on earth is that all...

Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT)

The Mark I Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT) system is a family of intelligent, stealthy, terminal-homing mouse-seeking missiles featuring multi-sensor targeting with dual night-vision devices, and neural-net architecture.The CAT’s self-righting...