Democrat Pups

One day a teacher announced to her 1st grade class that a Democrat senator was coming in three weeks. “Is there anything you all want to tell him?” One...

Californians Are Mad!

An open letter to the rest of America: America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because California doesn’t have enough electricity to meet its needs. The rest of...

A Texan Farmer in Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan...

Creation Of Canada

On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said “today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding...

Nationalities

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH ———————————————————- 1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. 2. Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first...

Pecker

And husband and wife are driving down the road and the wife says “Honey, are you cheating on me?” He hesitates and says “Yes dear, im so sorry” Then...