Shoot Some Cans

This man walks into a gun shop and asks to buy a gun. The gun shop owner asks, “What for?” He says, “To shoot some cans.” So he walks...

Up Your Ass

So three guys were in the jungle and were captured by a wild tribe. When they get to the camp, the chief says,”We will let u live, if u...

Missionary in Africa

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian...

Two Missionaries

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and...

The Devil

One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell. The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3 seconds that they...

Jamaican Proctologist

Q: What do you call a jamaican Proctologist? A: Pokemon!