New guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies “Well,
first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at
once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back
with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a
woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You got to make things right for
The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You
have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from
there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, “Where sat
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp
and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the
people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped, and big scratches all
over his body. “Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”