A Russian Finds a Genie

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a
Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, “Hello master,
I will grant you one wish, anything you want.”

The Russian begins thinking, “Well, I really like drinking
vodka.” Finally the Russian says, “I wish to drink vodka
whenever I want, so make me piss vodka.”

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he
gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks and
the glass and it’s clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the
liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the
best vodka he has ever tasted.

The Russian yells to his wife, “Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!”
She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another
glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to
drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and
takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two
drink and party all night.

The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his
wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss
in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is
excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells
his wife, “Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will
drink vodka.” His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets
it on the table. The Russian begins to piss in the glass and
when he fills it his wife asks him, “But Boris, why do we need
only one glass?”

Boris raises the glass and says, “Because tonight my dear, you
drink from the bottle.”