A Response to Telemarketer

OK…… we have all heard those funny little responses to give
to telemarketers when they call. However, We often never hear
the results. So here is the stupidity of one telemarketer.

The phone rings…

Telemarketer: Hello, I’m from the xyz company, and i was
wondering if you would be interested in our friends and family
phone plan.

My dad: (Acting interested of course) Well, tell me more about
this plan….

Telemarketer: (blabbing on) ……. and would I be able to sign
you up for this today?

My Dad: Now for this plan… do you hvae to have a phone?

Telemarketer: Yes sir, you do.

Dad: Oh, well I am sorry, but we don’t have a phone.

Telemarketer – Oh I am so sorry for bothering you…….click.

When tried on another telemarketer, they caught on….

Telemarketer: Then what are you talking on?

Dad: We can pick up calls on through the microwave.

Telemarketer: OH! Ok, well thank you for your time… click.